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salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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It has been hypothesized that memories are passed through DNA, a la Assassin’s creed. The strongest evidence I know of is the dreaded pee shiver. I dont remember where i read this, and google turns up bullshit sites.

as for the “billions of universes”, this is also known as the many worlds theory. it is the belief that everytime you make a decision, two universes are created. for instance, if you had to choose between chex mix and cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast, a universe is created where you choose chex, and another where you choose cinnamon toast crunch. pretty interesting, actually [x]

love is exactly an emotion. it is a bunch of fucking chemicals in your brain. that is what an emotion is, nothing more.

everything else is just bullshit with no legit sources that i could find.

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heroinedark:

dirkfromstatefarm:

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nika-victoria:

the-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

monster in my ass

Hello, My Hunter in my ass

Hey You in my ass

Fall Away in my ass

Vegas in my ass. 

The World in my ass

Redneck in my ass

Sweet Tangerine in my ass

All about that bass in my ass

Centuries in my ass

Raining Blood in my ass

Break the Silence in my ass… oh
dat last one tho

heroinedark:

dirkfromstatefarm:

locked-out-of-heaven-castiel:

prince-of-buttsex:

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

princessofnerdingham:

smosherbandgeek:

lyrical-knight-of-hell:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

nika-victoria:

the-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

monster in my ass

Hello, My Hunter in my ass

Hey You in my ass

Fall Away in my ass

Vegas in my ass. 

The World in my ass

Redneck in my ass

Sweet Tangerine in my ass

All about that bass in my ass

Centuries in my ass

Raining Blood in my ass

Break the Silence in my ass… oh

dat last one tho

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fear-men-ism:

Say it with me,

THE REASON THERE IS A DRESS CODE AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE WORKFORCE. YOU CAN NOT WEAR TANK TOPS AND SHORT SHORTS TO AN OFFICE JOB. YOU CAN NOT EVEN WEAR JEANS TO MOST JOBS. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY FOR BEING ABLE TO WEAR SWEATPANTS TO SCHOOL YOU WHINY ASS BITCH.

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With the recent build-up to Swift’s upcoming album 1989, the question on everyone’s mind seems to be, “Who is the (un)lucky guy now?” In her Rolling Stone cover interview, Swift revealed a plot twist that nobody expected: She was going to be dedicating her next revenge song, “Bad Blood,” to a woman.

“She did something so horrible,” she said, “I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.’ And it wasn’t even about a guy! It had to do with business.”

This has led to speculation on the identity of the woman who got on Swift’s bad side — Katy Perry and Selena Gomez have been thrown around, and everyone is getting in on figuring out who crossed the line.

But there’s a problem: The whole thing seems very contrived. And it’s contrived around a horribly outdated image of what it means to be a woman. The most troubling part is not that Swift turned this into a PR stunt — a kind of “you do you, Taylor” — but that she’s feeding into the public’s obsession with pitting women against each other.

Women deserve a lot better from Taylor Swift and her “Bad Blood” (via micdotcom)

so it’s okay when she writes a song about a man, but not a woman? DOUBLE FUCKING STANDARDS MUCH?

Filed under you stupid fucking cunts