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textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

I’m amazed you didn’t freak out and fling the spider off into the distance
I would have

What if the spider was trying to teach you a different technique? “No dear that knot will never hold your prey. Do it like this.”


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magicmumu:

satinhands:

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

I’m amazed you didn’t freak out and fling the spider off into the distance

I would have

What if the spider was trying to teach you a different technique? “No dear that knot will never hold your prey. Do it like this.”

shitthatneverhappened.png

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plebfedora:

mang0kitty:

DA is a goldmine I stg

posts like this are why tumblr is labeled as toxic as hell. same goes for the other 1000000000 deviantart/weeaboo/scene kid snark posts on tumblr.
this kid is thirteen years old. who cares that she made a mistake? what does it really matter? you guys are mostly in your teens, some in your twenties, and you’re making fun of a thirteen year old just for liking anime and because she made a simple mistake. how does that make you feel?
it’s 2014. i thought we were over this “lel im better than self proclaimed emo kids/weeaboos” bullshit back in 2011. it was old and stale then, and it’s old and stale now. let kids have their fun for gods sake, and grow the fuck up.

overreaction.jpgwow, who fucking cares? they arent harassing this person, and it’s incredibly fucking funny thast she thought the seven deadly sins were from some japanese pop music bullshit

plebfedora:

mang0kitty:

DA is a goldmine I stg

posts like this are why tumblr is labeled as toxic as hell. same goes for the other 1000000000 deviantart/weeaboo/scene kid snark posts on tumblr.
this kid is thirteen years old. who cares that she made a mistake? what does it really matter? you guys are mostly in your teens, some in your twenties, and you’re making fun of a thirteen year old just for liking anime and because she made a simple mistake. how does that make you feel? it’s 2014. i thought we were over this “lel im better than self proclaimed emo kids/weeaboos” bullshit back in 2011. it was old and stale then, and it’s old and stale now. let kids have their fun for gods sake, and grow the fuck up.

overreaction.jpg

wow, who fucking cares? they arent harassing this person, and it’s incredibly fucking funny thast she thought the seven deadly sins were from some japanese pop music bullshit

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sidneyia:

The reason we get angry about SJWs but mostly ignore Nazis is because we expect better from them. Nobody expects a Nazi to be anything but an absolute piece of shit, but we do expect people who claim to support feminism, antiracism, LGBT+ rights and other pro-equality causes to not be bullies and abusers. 

Also? One of the very best anti-SJW/”real justice” blogs did call out Nazis, more than any other group in fact, but she doesn’t blog here anymore because she was run off the site by a prominent SJW, who stalked her with sockpuppets until the police had to get involved. So there’s that. 

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dontneedfeminism:

i-am-dallas:

dontneedfeminism:

yuikomoriwillfuckyouup:

dontneedfeminism:

lagoon-of-a-naiad:

m-l-t:

salon:

Our society criminalizes pregnant women and new mothers.

what the hell is wrong with you people

her baby tested positive for speed

why are you shocked pregnant women and new mothers are being criminalized, did you think they were exempt

what kind of bullshit summary is this

i need feminism so i can take speed and give birth to a child that tests positive for it and have no repercussions because my body my choice even if i am risking the health of my newborn

gross

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.

"I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE WHATEVER DRUGS I WANT REGARDLESS OF IF IT WILL HARM MY CHILD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A BIGOT!"

Fucking idiots.

I don’t agree with his at all, namely because I don’t agree with the war drugs anyways. 

This is going to fill up the prisons with people who should clearly be seeking help with their addition rather then rotting in jail with actual violent crimes. 

It’s also not your life so why you would care what someone does to their body stupid or not,  I don’t know. 

Because they’re not just harming themselves, they’re harming their child.

If you are for the concept of “Bodily Autonomy”, then you MUST support the pregnant mothers choice to drink alcohol, smoke crack, and skydive in the same day.

No, I don’t have to.

Since this mother kept her child til birth, she has possibly inflicted harm on that child through her drug use. I do not have to support those actions.

Bodily autonomy does not mean you get to handicap your future child.